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Do you like butter in your hot dog?

  • Dec. 14th, 2008 at 5:29 PM
Zoe and Gracie Sleep
Ya know sometimes I don't listen to common sense. I should, I have it. I just don't. Today we made a run up to Sam's Club. A great place to stock up on staples such as cream of mushroom soup, paper towels, shredded cheese, and butter. Things you can freeze or don't go bad. We are trying to save money we took a trip up there to get stuff.

When I got home I let the dogs out. Normal thing to do. They run around crazy, take a whiz, ya get the idea. I had to unload all this stuff. Now remember the idea is that you buy in bulk. So we got a 2 lb box of oatmeal. 10 cans of cream of mushroom soup, 12 cans of tomato soup, 10 rolls of paper towels, 3 lbs of butter, etc. This stuff does not fit inside bags really well so we use boxes we pick up at Sam's. They were heavy and it is cold and wet and windy here. I was tired and cold by the time we got in, I am trying to not be lazy though so I then put all the food away. Two things happened next. One, I could not find the mozzarella cheese, two I thought I should go double check in the car. I got lazy though. Darn it sneaks up on one. I plopped down in a chair, played some SIMS 2 and had a diet coke. It's cold outside, I knew the cheese wouldn't go bad.

After a bit I wet upstairs and checked my e mail. Then I went back down stairs and then it hit me. I saw Remmy and I saw Gracie but my shadow, Zoe, was not there. Well all this wind has made the house cool. I thought maybe Zoe was upstairs and then feed the goats and horses their afternoon feeding. Cold and tired again I plopped down again. Then it hit me again. No Zoe, this is three hours later and I didn't think my shadow would be gone from my side for that long.

I called her and ran upstairs. No Zoe. I ran to the front door. No Zoe. I ran to the garage. No Zoe. Then it hit me again. See things have to really hit me between the eyes before I take noticed. The car! I ran out to the car and there was Zoe sitting on the front seat eating a pound of butter. Now I think she only ate about a stick, not that is good but it could be worse.

Let us all say a quick prayer for Zoe's digestive track.

The Terror of Black Horse Farm

  • Dec. 6th, 2008 at 6:43 AM
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Oh Yes! We have a new terror on the farm. A creature that strike fear in to the hearts of everyone. This little demon can kill you with claws. . . or even a stare.


The creature is Ranger! Don't let those eyes fool you. This kitten is pure evil. Just ask Remmy.


Honestly the poor little guy tips the scales at 9 lb when Remmy is at his heaviest. He is smaller than the average cat. Only about the size the chihuahua, only longer. Recently Ranger, who is a kitty I found in a barn when I went to get hay, has started feeling better. He pounces on feet, ankles, unsuspecting pieces of lint, and little dogs. The other day Remmy was minding his own business, just walking through the house when this little kitten jumped out in front of him, batting at Remmy's nose. Remmy just kept backing up as Ranger kept stalking and attacking. Remmy is such a good boy and knew he should not hurt the cat. So he braved the claws until someone rescued him.

This terrible plight came into our home about a month ago. Ranger was in the barn where I get hay. His poor little eyes were all matted and I knew it was only time before the little guy starved to death. He was all bones. So, being the big softy I am, I brought him home. The last thing we need is another cat, just ask just about anyone. But I recently lost my old cat and I just could not see letting the little guy die. If anyone wants a kitten, I would be thrilled if someone wanted to give him a good home.


Snow? Snow!

  • Dec. 1st, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Zoe and Gracie Sleep
Well winter is now upon us. Darn it. We have been doing so well up until now. Now things get ugly, well beautiful actually, but cold and wet. Here are the ducks when I got home with the hay:

Then a few hours later:
Now You can not even see the ground.
Remmy is the complete sissy dog. He has to wear a sweater to even be almost warm. It is now the time of the year that we bundle him up to keep away from the cold. We were all leaving to get hay and I told him to wait on the porch, he was not happy about that. But he is cute isn't he?

My "farm" dog Zoe helped me with hay before all the snow set it. She loves to help with the hay, normally she is crawling all over it. Zoe loves to run around the farm where I get my hay, normally sticks really close too. People really under estimate how much a good ol' farm dog knows. So many commands that they just learn on on the fly. I trust Zoe almost any where. She knows to leave it, not hurt babies- kittens, chicks, puppies. She barks at the horses but stays out of their way. She also has a healthy respect for Henry, my rooster.

Gracie used to love the snow but we had to have her almost shaved down and now she is cold a lot. She lives to lay in front of the heater. Silly bichon. She still oves a good romp now and then though.

Vocal Dogs and the internet

  • Nov. 30th, 2008 at 8:45 AM
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Vocal dogs, have you ever had a really vocal dog? I have all different breeds of dogs, but my Zoe takes the cake as to being the most vocal. She barks, moans, growls, groans, whines, whimpers, yodels, and other sounds I can not classify.

Zoe is a perfect example of a dog that would drive a first time dog owner crazy and also of why I have a real problem with people trying to solve dog problems without the aid of a trainer. She makes all kinds of noises that if reading on the internet one might assume that she is aggressive or even hurt at times.

I belong to some wonderful groups for dogs, horses, goats, and chickens. I learn so much on all of them. There is always someone who seeks these groups to find out how to deal with a problem, which is good. I am glad they are seeking help for their problems but sometimes the problem can not be solved by reading a book or searching on the internet. Often times these problems are the result of not being able to read an animals body language. All animals, including humans, use body language. When we don’t understand each other things can go really bad.

Recently in a sign language class I am taking, a few of us students were discussing who had not taken a recent test. We could not get our tests back until the unnamed student took hers. Our teacher is deaf, so we don’t use our voices when the teacher is in the room, but he was not there so we talked and signed to each other. We were wondering who was missing so we had a questioning faces on, you know, raised eye brows. Well in the middle of the conversation our teacher walked in. He looked at all of us with our eye brows raised and pointing at each other. Actually we were pointing at empty spots but from his perspective it looked like we were fighting. He left to go get another hearing teacher to act as an interpreter. It was a huge misunderstand because he had misread our body language.

Now that was an example of humans not understanding each other, imagine another species is in the middle of that. One that does not use body, face, vocalizations in the same way. Last time I upset a friend her ears didn’t swivel backwards, nor does my friend wag her tail when she is happy to see me. Each species has their own way of talking and it is up to us to learn how to read them. That that often means we need someone to help us. Ears going back on a horse does not mean that he is upset, sometime he just heard a noise. A dog wag her tail does not always mean she is happy.

I wondered for a long time if Zoe was being protective of the bed. She would moan, groan, and sometimes make little noises that almost sounded like a growl but not quite, every time I got in bed or moved. As I got to know her I finally chalked it up to “just Zoe.” I would hate to think if someone using the old school pack theory had gotten a hold of her. Trying to force her in to submission, when she was not being dominate at all, just vocal.

Long Time No Post and Pet Stores

  • Nov. 29th, 2008 at 7:47 AM
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I am making a New Years Resolution early. I am going to blog at least 3 times a week. I figure that is up from what I have been doing. I get busy and . . . oh I can give you lots of excuses which nobody really wants to hear and don't really add up to a hill of beans anyway.

Now to what I really want to say. Pet stores that carry puppies, why? Do people who want a puppy have their head in the sand?

Okay let me start at the beginning. I just bought an angora rabbit from a breeder just over the boarder in Illinois. I drove down yesterday to pick him up. He is a black English angora and is my first one. I am hoping to be able to offer angora wool for sale soon. Learning how to spin with a hand spindle is also on my list of things to do. Black Buck the Pirate, or just Pirate was going to be a show rabbit by his breeder but at a young age his ear carriage was broken by a litter mate and so he has one lop ear, makes him look something like a unicorn caterpillar. He will be perfect for fiber though, and maybe even to make some baby Engish or English/ German bunnies. He has such nice fiber I have been told and there are many handspinner and crafter out there that want good quality fiber.
Buck, rabbit, English Angora rabbit, male rabbit,
So I was going to pick up my well bred rabbit when I saw a pet store. Why not I thought, stop in and maybe get a little rabbit treat for my new bunny. I did not realize that they had puppies there. Well I started talking to everyone near the puppies telling them what horrible condition these puppies mothers were kept in, how they would be harder to house break because in cages such as though they were learning to go to the bathroom there they sleep. How they cost so much more than if they adopted a nice dog from the shelter and the whole gambit of problems that buying a puppy from a pet store causes. To make a long story short I was asked to leave.

It broke my heart to see those puppies in there. A little black and tan dapple dachshund puppy was in a cage. I wanted to grab him out! $400, reduced from $600 is what it said on his cage. All these puppies had hand written reduced prices tags. They were getting older. The Dachshund puppy was around 4-6 months old. I didn't ask, but he was quickly growing out of that cute puppy stage. Need to dump them fast at that point. I wonder what these pet stores do when the dogs are not puppies anymore? Drop them off at the pound? Shot them?

What really bothers me is that people who are buying these puppies have obviously no idea about dogs. They have not done research about the cute little puppy they are picking out. A quick search on the internet would lead all these people to steer away from pet store puppies. Even people that are reasonably intelligent about other things are absolutely clueless about bringing a puppy into their homes.

A few months ago I ran into a nice lady who rode horses and has other connections to animals. She bought a pet store puppy. A pug, I asked, nicely - why she got it from a pet store. Well her kids were pestering her and she just couldn't say no. She went on and on about the price. What they?!?!? I asked is she knew about puppy mills, but she sort of dismissed this. I could not believe it. About a week ago I saw her again. She had her pug with her, in a dipper. Why? Well of course the darn thing is not getting the idea of potty training.

All I can hope is a few of those people used their brains and left. I am sure the store manager made me sound like a crazed woman after I left, but I just hope even the comments about potty training and high prices would make those people stop and find another place for a puppy.

Days are getting longer

  • May. 31st, 2008 at 8:50 PM
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The days are getting longer and I am getting busier.

I feel so guilty because I have not been working Gracie or any of the dogs in agility almost at all. I have been doing so many other things and my body can not keep up. That really irritates me. I want to do so much more.

That being said Remmy started a new agility class. He was really nervous the first day, as is to be expected with Remmy. He did the dog walk, the A frame, and the teeter. He has not does those for weeks at our old place. This new place is for TDAA. So all the equipment is small. He did wonderfully as far as I am concerned. I enjoyed the class. We even got to play a game called jumplers. It was interesting. Made only of three jumps and a tunnel. Sounds easy but it wasn't.

First we jumped over a the first jump, wrapped around and jumped it again. Then jumped the second jump. Wrapped around and went back over the first jump. Back jumped over the 1st and 2nd and added the 3rd jump. Wrapped around, did 2nd, and 1st. Back jumped did 1, 2, and 3rd. Tunnel! The jump 3,2,1. It was fun! If you messed upat any time. You have to start over again.

Back at home I have been making a garden and doing yard work. I am SO out of shape though that it is really hard work. I am so tired at the end of the day. I am really hoping that soon my body will adjust to what I have to get done. If not. . . I think I may just die. LOL. I just need to get in better shape, but I am doing so much, it should get in better shape soon!

Planting Sunflowers

  • May. 10th, 2008 at 6:13 AM
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When I say my dogs do everything with me I am not kidding. They do.

I live on a little farm. You have seen my duck, I am getting three more Cayuga ducks today. I have a goat, some horses, and several chickens. I love my little farm. So do the dachshunds. They follow me all over as I do my daily chores. Cleaning out the barn, collecting eggs, feeding the ducks. Always by my side is Zoe, Remmy many times comes along also. Gracie like to lounge by the pool.
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I'll have to admit though that Zoe is not perfect though. She likes to sneak off when I focus my attention to long on something other than her. What a dachshund! We have this pretty well licked thanks to the intermediate bridge.  When she across the yard and I call her. I would start saying "grrr" as long as she was coming toward me. As she got closer I would finish saying the word "great" just as reached me. It has worked wonders with her. She just tears across the yard to me now.

But I still have to watch her and make sure that she does not sneak. To help in this matter I am making a little barrier, a bed of sunflowers. Just a visual barrier that we hopefully help her to remember where her boundary is. That and I just want to watch the sunflowers grow this summer. I planted gray mammoth in the back and then in the front are small sunflowers. I can't wait til they pop up.

A few weeks ago I dug the bed. It is about 22 feet long and two frrt wide. Zoe helped to survey the new bed, then she dug right in helping! She likes to do that. Communal digging. She doesn't dig on her own, but like to lend a helping paw when I do it. What a sweetheart, always thinking of others. LOL

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Unfortunately our lawn mower need a little maintenance. The over grown lawn allowed me to see this unusual dandelion but it also is a little long, as Remmy is showing here. I am hoping this weekend we get the lawn mower fixed. If not Remmy is going to have start wearing a pith helmet as he goes out on safari.
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May. 5th, 2008

  • 9:49 PM
Zoe and Gracie Sleep
One of the things I love about my dachshunds is they require very little grooming. No brushing really required, except a toothbrush. I Drummel their nails. Clean their ears regularly and a bath when they roll in something stinky. Really basic stuff.

Not Gracie. No grooming and she looks like this:
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Gracie require full grooming, including trips to the groomer and brushing at home. Having a bichon is buying brushes, using them regularly. Grooming tables, special shampoo and conditioners, extra care when outside and knowing what my breed is supposed to look like.

Actually on that point I would really be better off if I had not idea what a bichon is supposed to look like. Even a pet bichon, in my opinion, should look something like a bichon and not a poodle. If I wanted a poodle. . . I would have gotten a poodle. I didn't want one, actually I didn't want a bichon either, but I have one and would like her to look like one. Most groomers don't seem to understand this point. She is a bichon and not a poodle!

Gracie came back from her very first grooming session looking like a poodle. I was SO upset, my cute little bichon puppy was some how transformed in to a poodle puppy. I had tried to ask the groomer about bichons and how to groom  them. She basically made me feel like I didn't know anything about my breed of dog and that she could do it. Well she didn't, I did, and she couldn't. DSC02816.jpg picture by rebelshope

We found a good groomer at a popular big box pet store. I was amazed to find such a gem there, but she used to groom 4-5 bichons a day at a previous job. She makes Gracie look like. . . well this:DSC02790.jpg picture by rebelshope

My camera won't work

  • May. 4th, 2008 at 7:12 AM
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I am not sure what is wrong, but it was draining batteries really quickly and I just bought some cheap batteries and now it won't even turn on. So I am not sure what it's deal it. I'm going to get some good batteries again.

The dogs and I have been doing so many things too and I keep thinking, "I should put that in the blog." Then I realize I don't have a camera and so I forget about it.  We have been hikinging in the woods, digging a sun flower garden, putting up new fence. Whatever I do, Zoe is at my side. Remmy is around, and Gracie is sitting next to the pool. Little Diva isn't she?

I do have some from a project I just worked on. I bought 3 pekin ducks a few weeks ago:
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I got them as TSC because they were just too cute! I was getting ducks anyway, I just got ones I was not planning on getting. Well they are outside now and Zoe "helped" me put up a pen for them. It is an old dog pen I bought off a horse friend. I can't remember what I was going to use it for but it works well for the ducks during the day.  To many holes and slightly damaged so it will not keep our predators.
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Remmy REALLY likes the ducks. He is very good about listening so he will leave them alone when I tell him, but the first thing he does when let outside is run to see the ducks. I really wants to play duck duck goose!
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Grace is turning out to be an awesome agility dog. I am finding out that I am a really suck as a handler. Things that didn't matter before really really matter now. Like my arm placement and feet placement. She is much quicker and much more responsive. I really want to keep that, but I am not very good at my half of the job! She just so smart so I am doing my best to hold up my end too.

On bit of advice that I gotten about Zoe's jumping is to take her into the woods. Well that was just music to my ears. I love to walk in the woods. We have a really nice walk yesterday and finally stopped next to Gracie's favorite river. She LOVES the river. Zoe ending up being leashed because she was not listening and didn't want to recall very well. She after a few times of just stopping and looking at me, she got leashed for the rest of the walk. Too bad for her.
It was beautiful and I really did try to get some photos.

Another day

  • Apr. 16th, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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"Another day older and deeper in debt. . ." That is from a song from the Kingston Trio. Good folk song. Sort of fits how I feel today. Just another day piled on another day.

I recently learned that someone on a board I visit was given 3 weeks to live. My first thought was what a horrible think to know. That you don't even have another month. No plans to eventually visit Paris. No getting together with a friend next month. No longer able to make a long term goal. That is it. If you have not done it yet, well you aren't going to do it now.

Then I started thinking about all the people I know who are depressed. That would willing die in her place. How can this woman that wants to live, to make plans, to dream of the future have her time on Earth cut short. How can her life be taken from her while so many others would rather be in her place. It seems to unfair. It makes me realize that life is something, that we should want to live. What, I wonder, would this woman give for another year, month, week. To meet another goal, to make another friend, to train another dog, to run another course.  How selfish of me that I would want to give it all up.

She was successful. She trained several dogs in agility. She helped numerous dogs find new homes. Her friends are the kind that go to bat for her and help her run agility one more time. She earned several titles on her dogs, and today she won another. Even knowing that it was her last one she did not give up. She wanted that title and she went and got it. She didn't just give up and say, we that was enough. I did what I could. She ran again. I don't even know about her personal life but I can not image that someone who was that successful in one area of her life would be any less successful in others.

That is what I lack. Success. I have never been successful. Oh, now, this is not a pity part. It just is what it is. I started so many things only to lose interest or give up. I try and try again but lack something that makes other complete what they started. I feel like a failure and don't try.

I swore that agility would be something I would finish. Maybe not get a MACH on Remington, but at least get one Q. Just a small goal, and I want to quit with him. He is not up to it. I just does not like it. I am continuing on with Grace and Zoe, and I am not even forgetting about Remington. I am going to keep working with Remmy. I will.

I started teaching the dogs a "intermediate bridge."  The long and short of what a intermediate bridge is game of "hot and cold" with your dog. I followed the instruction in the May 2007 Clean Run magazine. I'll add a link later, but as I am the only one who reads this blog anyway, I already know where the article is. I started using the word "Great" making the "grrrrr" sound for the intermediate bridge.

Amazingly Zoe picked it up right away. She got from treating the word "great" to targeting in about 2 min. She already knew how to target, but she did it well anyway. Then i went to the weaves. She also weaves fairly well, but not all that fast. We tried doing the intermediate bridge with that too. Perfect!

My timing needs work. I have a hard time running, grring, only at the correct times and then rewarding. I had a really difficult time with this when teaching Zoe to 2o2o. She did it right, I just couldn't get my cue to "wait" out and then "grrr"

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    Well here she is not doing a 2o2o but this was taken a few days ago.

Gracie did wonderful with the whole process too. I have started noticing that she just really gets board quickly. Grace is very smart and she picks up things so quickly. If I ask her to do something she is doing well repeatedly, she wants to move on. It just is not rewarding. She also does not like grass, so if we are working on grass she loses her interest quickly.

Remmy was too scared. The wind was blowing and the chickens were around us and it was all just too much for him. I started the intermediate bridge for him. I thought if I could communicate that he was doing well he would want to keep trying. I am still hoping that this will be. That we get it. That he can over come in ever mounting number of fear.

I just want to be able to die knowing that I was successful at something. Even if it is just to help a small dog overcome his fears.

A "new " Agility dog

  • Apr. 7th, 2008 at 10:37 AM
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I may need to change the name of my blog. Gracie, my little bichon, is really liking this agility stuff. She is fast, and she really enjoys everything we are doing. Zoe likes what we do, but is not fast, and still has jumping problems. Remmy is still scared of all contacts. Then we have Gracie who is excelling at everything in class so far.

This week in Gracie's class she did the dog walk. I believe that Grace thinks that it is a cat walk where she gets to show off her pretty tail, but she runs. Made it to end before me! Waits like a veteran at the end to be release. I couldn't be prouder.

Not only is she a champ on the dog walk but she takes tunnels fast. Whips around them and is actually able to be worked off lead, the only one in her class after three weeks.

Zoe's jumping in improving, but she still has difficulties. Still hesitates by every jump and still tries to duck out.

Agility Class- Is this the end for Remmy?

  • Apr. 1st, 2008 at 8:32 PM
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What a wonderful time of the week. I look forward to it all week. A few hours of just being around other people that like to do things with their dogs. Running on the course with my dogs, it is just a nice time of the week.

Unless Remmy is having a bad week and the substitute instructor tells me that he acts like I beat him. First of all, I do not beat my dog. He is as soft as a marshmallow Peep left out in the sun for a few hours, just about as sticky too. Remmy can be running well jump, jump, tunnel, jump. . . oop, that was one jump to many and he sits in front of the next jump. Maddening.!

A few weeks ago he ran to the end of the teeter, BANG, no more teeter performance. I have gotten him on a few times, and treated him really well and still, on Sunday I got him on twice and that was it. We could not even get him on one with freeze dried chicken hearts, by far the most disgusting thing I have ever given him.

Because of the loss of teeter performance, we don’t like the dog walk either. Let’s just not even talk about the A frame. We have only done it a few times. There is one A he will go up but it is an hour away and I can not go there very often to work on it. In fact I have only gone once. I was so proud to know that he could do it if he wanted, but he doesn’t want most of the time.
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It is after days like that, that I think, maybe agility is not Remington’s thing. Maybe I should find something that Remington really likes. What does Remmy like? Playing with is ball, chasing the cat, running in the sun, sleeping under the covers, licking, and singing.
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Then, I remember where Remmy was: So shy he spent his first obedience class behind my legs, would never take a treat from anyone outside the family, and terrified of  swimming. Now we have our CGC, he takes treats from everyone in class and even at pet stores sometimes. He let anyone pet him, especially small children. He jumps in the pool to play with his ball.
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I don’t know how much further we will continue with his agility training. We will most likely quite classes after this session and maybe do some privates or just work on things on our own. It all about having fun and if he isn’t, then we won’t.

Gracie the Bichon

  • Mar. 30th, 2008 at 8:33 AM
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Finally, the last member of my canine family- Gracie Lou. Usually known only as Gracie. The middle child if you will. She is also the only non-dachshund member. Makes her kind of stick out. She's is not a poodle, by the way. She is a Bichon Frise.
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I got Gracie mostly for my mother. My mother is not really up to the coat care up keep, nor training/ exercise. I got Gracie so my mom could love and pet Gracie from time to time.

It was another adventure off to meet someone at some parking lot. Wrong way to get a dog. I need to stop doing that. This time I waited almost an hour for someone to show up and when they did they handed me a half soaked puppy. She got dirty that morning and had to have a bath. Make us kind of worry the whole way home as the puppy shivered and was almost motionless for most of the way home.

People just aren’t all that honest I am finding out. Although we were told that she had been to the vet, after I picked Gracie up the woman refused to answer my e mail so I had to have her revaccinated. At the vets we found out that she had bad ear infections in both ears. Poor dear!

She is a tough little dog tough little dog though, and she has turned out to be a great dog.
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Although Gracie may look like a little bundle of fluff, she is really a sporty little girl. The cute girl outdoorsy type. She love water and snow! Just give this girl a pool or a mound of snow and she is as happy as clam. Make coat care a pain, but she is so cute to see playing I can’t stop her.

She also loves agility and is my third “agility-dog-in-training” She should have been my first as she has taken to it much better than the other two. Although she is only in a beginner class right now, I am positive that she will be my first dog to get out after one session. She CAN get up the A frame. What a wonderful thing, a dog that can run to the top of the A frame and then back down without fear.  I am really excited what she is going to do.

Mar. 29th, 2008

  • 7:51 AM
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Zoe is my second dachshund. Again, I found her while looking on the internet. I don't know what I was looking for, but I found an ad for "free to good home" Those kinds of adds scare me. No dog is free to a good home. A good home is going to spend a lot of money on that dog. So because she was a 9 month old dachies, unspayed. I contacted them. I figured that if I didn't she might end up in puppy mill, or back yard breeder's home.
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Honestly is not always the most forthcoming of traits in humans, but many end up spilling the beans before we are doing dealing with them. As it turned out Zoe was not a pure bred dachie and the woman I contacted was her "breeder", and I use the term loosely. According to her Zoe is 3/4 dachshund, and 1/4 terrier. . . what ever that means. Fox? JRT? Rat? I tend to think that she might be JRT. It is in her head. Anyway I digress.

So I called this woman and at least she was honest enough to tell me that she was not a purebred, and that she had no shots, see why I use the term "breeder" loosely. Now dachies can be 7.5- 30 lbs. That is not the breed standard, but an estimate. There is a wide variation of size. I have Remmy to tips the scales at 7.5 lbs when he is at a good weight. So  I ask this woman how much does her dog weight. "Oh about 8lbs," she replies. Perfect.

I get in my car, my mom comes along for the ride and we head of 3 hours away to find this new bundle of joy. We are meeting her at a shopping center. For those of you keeping score, there is another hint that his woman is not on the up and up. Good breeders do not meet you in the middle of a parking lot. They meet you at their home and they want to know about your home.  She told me she would be driving an SUV. When we finally get there we are drive all over the place looking for this blue SUV. Apparently she forgot what kind of a car she had-she came in a sedan.

We meet, I described my car correctly so she really found us. We say hello, and she hands me this HUGE puppy! I mean this puppy is quite large compared to my little Remington. I know this woman is way so I just take the puppy and run. Back in the car I read the note that tells me that she has NEVER BEEN HIT. It was all in caps like that too, like she expected me to beat the hell out of the dog and that was supposed to stop me. She also wrote down the dog's birthday. According the the date she gave Zoe was 7 mos, not the 9 she told me. So math is not her strong point either.

By the way- Zoe tipped the scales at 18 lbs when I got her, little off from the 8 lbs. I was told she was.

Well this has been a trip. Zoe does have a sweater that is too tight on, and no collar so I stopped in at big box pet store and got her a collar that fit. It has been a day so far and we are wanted to eat. My mom and I head to a fast food place for a bite.

Now I brought along a crate for a 8 lb. dog. I squeezed her in there when we went to eat. But as soon as we got back I let her out, she was so crapped. After I let her out, my mom asked why I didn't wait until after we got fuel. Well because I was not thinking. "She'll be fine." No whenever you feel the urge to say those types of words, STOP! They never lead to good. In fact I believe that as soon as you say the word, "It will be fine" you have just doomed yourself.

I filled up the car, while my mom ran in to buy some diet cokes. We got done about about the same time. We were getting in the car at the same time. We had two doors open at the same time. See what is about to happen here?
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My mom, God Bless her, has had both of her knee's replaced. It takes a bit of time for her to get into the car. Zoe on the other hand is young and spry. It takes her no time at all to jump out and run down the busy road.

Zoe, Hailey at that time actually, does not know me. She is just freaked out. She runs in to the road. I take my large, okay, fat ass and run after her. Up over a snow bank and down in to on coming traffic. Huffing and puffing, I charge like a bull towards the cars. They see me and the dog and stop. Thank God Zoe stopped to sniff a tire. I scooped her up and huffed and puffed back to the car.

This was just the first day!
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Zoe as it turned out is sort of a goof ball. She wants to be a princess, but fall short. She is funny looking with a roached back and head that looks like it should be on another dog.  She moans and groans and hates the vet. She is a charcter as you'll soon learn.

Zoe is my second Agility-dog-in-training. Jumping is a challenge for her. As it the A frame. I need to make my A frame. She is good a weaves though. . . amazing huh.

Btw these are recent pictures of Zoe, I have none from the actual day.

Remington Steele

  • Mar. 28th, 2008 at 7:17 AM
Zoe and Gracie Sleep
This is the journal of two doxies, a bichon, and whoever else I decide to journal about.



Meet Remington Steele:


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Remington Steele is just about as long as his name. He a 6 year old mini dachshund. I have had him since he was a year and a half. I found him on the internet. A nice couple owned him and realized that they just didn't have enough time for him.

It was love at first sight. He was adorable! I bought him and loaded him and all his stuff in my car. I had my other dog Katie (may she rest in peace). Katie curled in the front seat while Remmy hid in the back. Little guy was just a tad bit overwhelmed. Once at home I got the two inside, looked at that tiny little dog sitting at my feet. I couldn't help it, I started talking baby talk to the little guy and that little guy. . .  peed on my foot. Remmy has learned to control his badder a little better now. But he is sill known to have a nervous badder. Well nobody is perfect.

We have had a long road to get him where he is. Remmy was very shy when I got him, and although he is not the life of the party now, he is not as fearful as he was. Remmy's first obedience class was spent mostly behind my legs. Remmy was so fearful of the other dogs and people that he would not even take a treat from me. We have worked a long time and last fall he earned his CGC!

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Remmy is really just a happy go lucky guy at home. He loves his ball, treats and a really nice warm blanket. If has those these he is pretty happy with the world.


Remmy is my first agility dog in training. We still have a few issues, like getting his 7.5 lb body up a 6ft A frame. That will be over come with time. I will be making an A frame here at home if the snow ever melts around here.
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Cute isn't he?